"Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!" -- Tyler Durden, Fight Club
If I had my own kick-ass Tyler Durden who looks like I wanna look, fucks like I wanna fuck, is free in all the ways that I am not, she'd be something like Faith Lehane, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
If I took one of those "What BtVS Character Are You?" quizzes, I'd probably come out Faith half the time and Tara the other half. I'm weird like that.
I'm thinking of renaming one of my cats Faith. Maybe the other two will be Justice and Mercy.
Justice is a great name.