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November 20th, 2007 (08:54 am)
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Via ysabela ...



Okay. Let's see what kind of sociopaths the rest of you are. Play and reveal your darkest secrets if you dare.

Pick the month you were born

1 (Jan) - I ate
2 (Feb) - I ran naked with
3 (Mar) - I needed
4 (Apr) - I stabbed
5 (May) - I beat
6 (June)- I smoked pot with
7 (July) - I killed
8 (Aug) - I ran naked with
9 (Sept) - I shot
10 (Oct) - I robbed
11 (Nov) - I banged
12 (Dec) - I cuddled with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - a dog
02 - a rock star
03 -a mop
04 - A toothbrush
05 - the trojan man
06 - the Geico Lizard
07 -a glass of milk
08 - my boyfriend
09 - a porn star
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - my lover
12 - a teletubby
13 - a homeless guy
14 - a drink
15 - a whore
16 - a pot head
17 - the Burger King
18 - a stripper
19 - a condom
20 - a crack head
21 - the kool-aid guy
22 - Barney the dinosaur
23 - the Cookie Monster
24 - an easter egg
25 - the Energizer Bunny
26 - Frosty the Snowman
27 - a whisk
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - a bowl of cereal
31 - your 3rd grade teacher

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because that ho stole my taco
Black - because I have an unnatural affection for Peeps
Pink - because I'm good in bed
Red - because I hump pot bellied pigs
Brown- because the voices told me to
Polka Dots - because...my boobs, my boobs, my boobs are okay!!!!
Purple - because I'm a pretty, dainty mermaid
Grey - because I'm sexy like that
Other - because I like to fart in elevators!
Green - because I love to smoke crack
Orange - because I snort Pixie Stix powder!
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Blue - because I'm a pimp
Shirtless - because I'm the sexiest guy/girl alive!!!!!
Tye dye- because I didn't like the way they looked at me

YOU ONLY HAVE 3 MINUTES AND 69 SECONDS TO REPOST THIS AS WHATEVER YOUR RESULTS WERE OR YOU WILL HAVE BAD RELATIONS OR NO RELATIONS AND THAT WOULDN'T MAKE LIFE VERY FUN! SO GO AHEAD AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH.

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